*After frequent demand (not even joking), I have decided to do a repost*
So this post is more than likely to offend some people but before I start I’d just like to let you know, I mean every word of it.. and this is entirely fiction. Don’t get offended or think I’m targeting specific individuals because I’m not.
These are the kind of people you’d find slithering out of school between lessons, smoking, and just generally trying to be as ‘cool’ as possible. They usually stink mostly of smoke but sometimes weed, alcohol, sick or even cheapness because they are ‘too cool’ for life. Watch out for spit.
The Immature Kid:
You say ‘poo’ they’ll just keep laughing. Hanging around them, you’re more than likely to hear them say idiotic jokes about each others parents, and observe them doing retarded things. They know deep down they’re not funny and so they use immaturity to cover themselves up.
The Sarcastic Asshole:
Known for their shitstirring, either like them or hate them. Usually come back with snide comments or just general prickish responses. Most Sarcastic Assholes don’t care about what people think, which is why they’re sarcastic.. even teachers can be sarcastic.
The Dirty Drinker:
Mostly girls. A Dirty Drinker typically goes out every Friday and Saturday night to get pissed with friends – drunk enough so they don’t remember the night. Some carry properties of a Wannabe such as the stink.
The Swag Fag:
Always trying to find a reflective surface to check their looks. If not, they’ll check themselves in the mirror given the opportunity. Worries about hair and uses hairspray to stop their hair falling out of place. Bracelets (possibly anklets in severe cases) are usually found upon these people.
The Chilled Broski:
Not the most common to find, but Chilled Broski gets along with everyone. Has no worries or cares about school or anything that requires ‘too much effort’. Although they may sometimes be influenced by alcohol or drugs, they’re always feeling chill.
The Sweaty Sport:
Weights, gym, football, rugby, anything to do with exercise. Usually academically gifted but not always. Some take their diet seriously, others don’t.
The Hardcore Students:
These are the sort of people who are academically good at everything, except PE. Almost all are kind, trustworthy and do not offend other people (unless you get offended by looks). Only hang around with other ‘Neeks’.
The Loud Mouth:
Never shuts up. Leeks secrets, offends people and just generally loud. Their jokes told are sometimes funny, unless you’re on the receiving end. Just like The Sarcastic Asshole, you either like them or hate them.
Naive and fake in order to belong. Alone, they’ll act a totally different person when alone but in a group, spiteful and strong. The closer you are to them, the more they’re out to get you.
I understand you may view this as incredibly snobby and judgmental, fair enough. Like I said, this isn’t targeting anyone and take is as a joke.